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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

thatfailfieldtho:

So… Cosmos turned out to be quite different from what I expected

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

tastefullyoffensive:

[paperkutrob]
facts-i-just-made-up:

Siryl

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

lagigantescaputtana:

narcisisst:

they met 2 minutes ago i just

And yet the passion is still there

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

charredasperity:

Only real 2012 kids remember Missing e

mysqace:

theres a devito in all of us 

mysqace:

theres a devito in all of us 

titraitor:

How to read a George Orwell book:

1. Open book

2. Read book

3. Close book

4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour